The One With The List
[In girls’ apartment]
RACHEL: Ross kissed me.
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
RACHEL: It was unbelievable!
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
PHOEBE: Okay, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
RACHEL: Oh, it ended very well.
MONICA: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
PHOEBE: Let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, I-gotta-have-you-now kind of thing?
RACHEL: Well, at first, it was really intense, you know? And then, we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOEBE: So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands like on your back?
RACHEL: No, actually, first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up. And then, they were in my hair.
PHOEBE & MONICA: Ohhh.
[In the guys’ apartment]
ROSS: And, uh… and then I kissed her.
JOEY: Tongue?
ROSS: Yeah.
JOEY: Cool.
